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Mandeepp Singhh asked:


Think about the total amount of websites on the Internet. A quick search indicates a number of more than 108 million. But now, consider how many of those will interest you and keep you coming back throughout your entire life? For most people that number averages between 50 and 100. There may be websites they use for a certain period of time, but the ones that they go back to all have one thing in common: great content. And naturally, that is due to great content writing and a passion for that particular subject.

You are supplying people with what they need at that very moment, which is something that cannot be said for many websites on the Internet. But there is a lot more to it than that. Good content writing is not only about the information that you are presenting on the website, but it is also about how you present it. An example can be taken by comparing two websites that offer information on the same subject. We can even go so far as to say that they are supplying users with the same information. Now which one of these two do you think will have the most hits? Obviously the one that provides the information in a way that appeals to the general public. This means that the language used isnt complex or daunting and is also

organized in such a way that users can get a general idea about a topic and can choose whether they want to read more on said topic.

Content writing can be changed from good to excellent if you put yourself in your visitors shoes and think about what they want and how they want

it. Now this seems rather vague, but let us add in words like style, clarity, brevity and that sought after human element. These are all qualities which make websites more appealing to visitors to a site.

Style – Much like formal writing, in content writing style accounts for a lot and is something that people associate with on a mental level. It is something everyone has and is a reflection of the way you think. It can be seen in a single sentence or in the contents of a whole website and is

usually developed by writing, writing and more writing.

Clarity Not everyone visit your site might be as intelligent as you are. This, however, does not mean they dont know people who might be able to

use your website or, if you have products to sell, that they dont have the money to buy with. Ensuring that your content writing caters for a

variety of people will automatically increase your audience.

Brevity The Internet is a fast, happening place and its users arent slow either. They are impatient and want things at the touch of a button. Being

brief in delivering the information through your content writing will ensure that more of your content gets read and that people remember more of

what it is you are trying to impress upon them.

The Human Element This one is a bit tricky to explain seeing in terms of content writing as it encompasses things like personality and attitude.

Most people will appreciate a joke or two or even just any sign that you are not a machine.These are basic elements associated with content writing. Other forms of content writing include SEO content writing which is an advisable read if you have a website you want to get listed in the search engine rankings.

Michael Cheney asked:


Video marketing can increase the conversion rate by up to ten times.

This is pure fact. Real-time. No joking matter. If you are still a non-believer, check out surveys and statistics online. See how businesses have somehow managed to get more visitors and sales through video marketing.

Apparently, showing the face behind the website and the words can work wonders. Why would it not? People want reality. And they also want it given to them straight on and without much effort on their part. Hence, video marketing.

Making a video to put in your site is just as easy as writing content or using flash images. The only difference is that people prefer to watch and listen rather than read and wait for images to load. People love videos! Youtube is proof of that.

You would really be missing out on a lot of things if you are not using video marketing. It is really not that difficult. All you have to do is remember some important guidelines and you will be one step closer to that Youtube success.

Length of the video.

Videos are made to get your message across. They are not created to put your viewers to sleep. The length of your video should be just be long enough to explain your purpose, trigger on the needs of the viewers and make them want to know more.

Value is the most important thing in video marketing. It is not about the Armani suit you are wearing, or that killer smile you have. It is the content that matters. Your video should help more than impress people. Keep in mind that this is all about marketing and not a competition.

Put yourself in your viewers shoe when editing your video. Think how you can still improve the video before you place it on your website or send it out to your customers or potential clients.

Manual or automatic video.

There are videos that start automatically when opened. There are also those that still needs to be clicked on by the viewers before it begins playing. These are some of your video choices.

Playing automatically is a time-saver. Your viewer does not have to search for the play button in order to watch the video. You only have to allot a certain amount of time before the video starts so your viewers will not miss out on anything.

Videos that needed to be clicked on to play gives viewers the option of watching the video instantly or not. There are those that check the website out or read contents first before watching any uploaded video.

Both of these are good choices. You are just given the option which one to use. You can check out some video samples online before making your choice. What others have already done will make your decision easier.

Video presentation.

Casual or formal? How should you look like in your video?

Consider what your video is all about. You should be the one adjusting to you video and not the other way around. What you look like can affect in trying to get the message across. Looking like you just got out of bed is a definite no-no.

This decision is up to you. Just try not to look unprofessional and unrealistic. Speak in a concise and clear manner.

You are representing yourself and your business. And viewers will come up with their conclusion based on your video. Make sure all of them are good conclusions.

Smile, tell your story and increase your profit. This is video marketing at work.

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Eren asked:


WITTY & HILARIOUS WORKER AND WORKPLACE HOMOUR, AMUSING & SATIRICAL FUNNY WORK JOKES

(Based on authors site www.geocities.com/wrkjks)

Criticised by his manager for having taken time off work to go have his hair cut the office clerk defended himself: “Well.. it does, also, at the company’s time grow”

An administrator didn’t like ‘yes’ men -not after he already said ‘no.’

What are night club bouncers?.. Men who throw disturbing parties

“The next place” said the tour guide, “is ‘no smoking’ -we can’t go there yet” One of the tourists asked “Why?!.. None of us is smoking..?!” The tour guide replied, “I am”

A legal secretary is a girl over 18 in Britain, and over 21 in the USA.

“Advocate!..” warned the judge, “Are you trying to show contempt for this court..!?” The well-connected lawyer assured: “No, your honour -I am trying to conceal it”

The over-zealous shop assistant resented being needled by his fellow employees that on each and every occasion, on each and every issue, he licked the shop owner’s boots, each and every day -he pointed out that the owner only came in three days a week

“Anything you say,” said the policewoman to the drunk driver, “may be held against you!” His protests ignored, he sighed “Oh!.. You..!”

One of the two elderly ladies exchanging gossip on the telephone in a small and out of town village with a small telephone-exchange, said to the other, “I hope the operator isn’t listening in to our conversation” A third voice was heard on the line and said “Madam, we don’t do things like that..!”

The new controller was overjoyed.. the managing director who had always ignored him and had been so critical of him was overheard referring to him as a perfect non-entity

He was very much wanting, said the librarian to the new archivist, to compliment him on his work -and was looking forward to when he would do some

The chairman of the board of directors put his proposals to vote.” All those who oppose,” he said, “say ‘I resign’”

The boss had many men under him -he was a funeral director

Some accountants are so mean, they want to have receipts even for any compliments that they pay…

Some employees grow on their employers -the way warts do

“Tell me,” asked the prosecuting attorney “did you, or did you not sleep with this beauty contestant!?” The reply was: “Not a blink, Sir!”

“How many people work here?” asked the new factory foreman to the production manager, and he replied: “About half of them”

People take their hats off to the boss -he runs a barber shop

The child psychologist employed by a toy shop had to be called when a difficult child would not part with a toy his parent would not buy, and, it took the expert only to whisper something to the child for the child to put back the toy and run out of the toy shop. Later, the kid told his parent what it was that the child expert said to him: “He told me, if I didn’t put it back and get out, he’d wring my neck!…”

The female soldiers employed in the armed forced were issued black underwear during the world war air raids -the army chiefs had been instructed to ensure all places of entertainment to be darkened

“How come,” the wages clerk criticised the labourer, “that when you were under-paid you came and let me know, and I have had to come to you, this time that you have been overpaid in error..?!” Replied the worker: “I didn’t want to embarrass you again, by telling you that also this time, yet again, you made a mistake…”

Asked if it was a sin for a young man to sleep with a young woman, a cleric answered: “But, that’s just what they don’t do -they don’t sleep, do they?”

At the doctor’s the nurse asked the patient with dream complaints if he saw a psychiatrist?” “No,” said the patient, “only dogs and cats.”

The methods of a company’s boss in seeking increased production that would enable expansion were so popular with his employees that they all looked forward to the day that those working for him would come to include an undertaker and grave diggers.

The new executive never ever said an unkind word against any member of his staff -he always talked only about himself

“What!?..” responded the receptionist who had asked for time off work to get married, when the boss remarked “You have only just had your summer holidays -why didn’t you get married then..?” She expressed her surprised at the suggestion: “And ruin my holidays?!..”

“Shorthand..?” asked the interviewer at the employment agency to the applicant secretary. She replied: “Yes, but not as fast as longhand.”

Taxpayers are employees, said someone, who do not have to pass civil or public service examinations to work for the government

A sales manager was rather surprised that the brownies wanting to sell him cookies were not attempting any sales talk. “Why do you want to sell me these nice cookies, then..?” he asked them, and one of the girls replied, “Because you are so handsome” The sales manager was heard, as he walked away munching the cookies he had bought, saying to himself “Yes.. that’s what sells -truth and honesty.”

She was the best window dresser in the neighbourhood -she never pulled down the shades!

“These apartments are so small..!” remarked a would-be tenant. The estate agent commented “Oh, that’s to leave no room for complaints.”

The psychoanalyst asked what the patient dreamed the night before and, upon being told “Nothing”, snapped: “Sir, how am I supposed to help you, if you don’t do your homework..?!”

Statesmens diplomatic communiques, were likened, in the anecdotes of the witty teacher and thinker the late Orhan Seyfi Ari, to a radio broadcaster of a boxing match who excitedly told the audiences A left hook by Abdi!.. A right hook by Bandinelli!.. and announced the winner as.. Abdinelli

“This, of course, is only a suggestion,” said the chairman of the board to the directors “It’s for to you to bear in mind whose suggestion it is”

An executive can find his wife when he takes his secretary to lunch

When late home the worker told his wife on the entry-phone that he had been discussing a labour dispute which might lead to strike, was told “Go stay there then to consider this lock out!”

Reading in the newspaper that a confectioner was pelted at his wedding with small sweets, a brick layer cancelled his.

Some bosses are known to have fired their secretaries for mistakes they would not make

Worthy politicians, traditionally, are employed in wordy causes

The author has a website at: http://www.geocities.com/eoa_uk

Maxim Model Jody Palmer asked:


We all need to hear something funny once in a while. It could be your co-worker’s idea of a funny joke, or else your cell phone’s funny ring tune. Go with the latter if you feel like you need a good laugh every now and then.

Sometimes we tend to focus too much on our responsibilities that we lose all sense of humor along the way. Our jobs could keep us very busy, or else very serious, that something as trivial as a funny ring tune on our cell phones could pay off big time. There’s truly something about funny ring tunes that appeal to a lot of people, young or old, from all walks of life, and that something is the ability to make a person smile.

Like other types of ring tunes, funny ring tunes are available in different formats: caller ID tunes, buddy name tunes, SMS funny ring tunes, real tones, true tones, polyphonic ring tunes, monophonic ring tunes, etc. Newer cell phones support all these formats, though older models are stuck with monophonic ring tunes. There’s no end of funny ring tunes for ring tunes aficionados.

There are two ways to download funny ring tunes on your cell phone. One way is to download it straight from your service provider – the easier method. Most service providers let their subscribers download funny ring tunes from their database for a small fee.

The other method is to get the funny ring tune from the Internet and then pass it to your cell phone via Bluetooth or a PC connector. Free funny ring tunes are available. But some websites still charge a small fee per download.

Have fun with your funny ring tunes.

Jhoana Cooper asked:


Baby jokes usually start out with an insult to someone as to how they must have looked as a baby. One of the bad jokes is to tell someone that as a baby, they were so ugly that their mother had to tie a bone around their neck to get the dog to play with them. Bad, old, corny and well worn.

There are many baby jokes out there to talk about people and how they must have behaved or looked as a baby. Baby jokes are often directed, or should be directed, at adults. There are also some really bad jokes that make fun of situations involving babies.

One bad baby joke involves a father waiting for his child to get delivered. This is one of the bad jokes, so be forewarned. The doctor comes out and tells him that he has some bad news, the child has no arms. The father then says, “”what can be worse than a child with no arms?” The doctor then proceeds to tell him that the child has no legs and the father again makes an exclamation. Things get worse in this, one of the classic baby jokes of all times to never tell an expecting parent. The doctor reveals the baby has no torso and the father assumes he is just a head. What can be worse? The doctor informs him that actually the baby is not just a head but just an eye. The father is really distraught and asks what can be worse than a baby that is just an eye?

And the punch line of the joke is when the doctor tells him that the eye is blind. This is one of the most offensive baby jokes around and has no place in civilized society. Hence, it is also very funny. And it also serves to remind people that things can always be worse.

Bad jokes are those that are either not funny or are aimed to be cruel to someone. No one likes these types of jokes. Funny jokes have an irony to them and, although they may be twisted, are actually funny. You can find bad baby jokes as well as good jokes when you go online.

In some cases, bad jokes that are so bad, such as the above baby jokes, can actually be funny if the joke teller tells them right. There is an art form to telling a joke. Timing is everything and you never want to stretch out a joke too long.

You can find any type of jokes about babies as well as just plain old bad and corny jokes when you visit a joke forum online. Many of them you might have heard, but it is always good to have fresh material. The internet makes it possible to get all the best jokes right away and be the first to tell them to your friends.

Tony Smith asked:


Being able to pull off the best April Fools day pranks is awesome. Especially when you’re able to get a good laugh from it. So, what I’m going to do is share with you some of the best April Fools day pranks that you can pull off this year.

That way, you’ll be able to have fun pranking people this year.

The best April Fools pranks are:

1. The first one that you can pull on someone is to use **** sprays. These are sprays that smell like fart, or sometimes worst. This would be great to use in your office at work, a classroom, or anywhere. You can also spray it on someone. It’ll have them stinking all day long.

2. Another one of the best April fools day pranks that you can pull on someone is to give them a fake lotto ticket. What you should do is buy a fake scratch off lotto ticket and give it to the person you are pranking. After they scratch it off, the ticket will show that they won $25,000.

You will get a good laugh from this.

3. The third April fools day prank that you can pull on someone is to prank call someone. To really get someone good, you’re going to have to get a spoof card. These cards will allow you to trick someone’s caller ID so that they don’t know it’s you calling. The card will also let you change the sound of your voice.

These are some of the best April Fools day pranks. If you really want to have a great time pranking people this year, be sure to use the pranks above. It’ll have you laughing at the people you are playing a joke on.

W. Miller asked:


Best selling Christmas toys, is a popular online search every year before Christmas, and Christmas 2008 is no exception. The reason being of course that these lists help busy moms and dads select toys that are guaranteed to fill their children with great joy when they open their gifts at Christmas.

Using a combination of great retailers and manufacturers like Amazon, Mattel, Fisher-Price, Hasbro, etc. I have produced a short list of the best selling Christmas toys 2008 that will help you to make your selection easier and faster, and, help you save money along the way.

My top 5 best selling Christmas toys for 2008 are as follows;

1. Elmo Live by Fisher-Price

Is it live or is it Elmo Live? For the first time ever, in this truly life-like creation, Elmo really appears to be speaking as his mouth opens and closes just like a muppet. His mannerisms are right on target and his head bobbles back and forth as he speaks. Elmo waves his arms, sits and stands, and even crosses his legs while telling stories and jokes, singing songs and playing games. Children can activate the magic with a tickle or a squeeze of Elmo’s foot, tummy, back or nose. Measures 12″ tall.

2. Fur Real Friends Biscuit My Lovin’ Pup from Hasbro

This ultra-realistic FurReal pup is the perfect first pet for any little girl or boy. Biscuit responds to you and obeys six different commands: sit, lie down, sit up, beg and speak. He’ll also give you a paw when you ask if he wants a treat. Biscuit’s soft, cuddly fur and puppy-dog eyes will instantly win you over. Sitting pup measures 21″ tall.

3. Playskool Dance Cam from Hasbro

Catch your moves on the tube! With the Dance Cam, children can be the star of their own show and see themselves dancing on the TV screen along with cute, animated characters. Friends can join in on the fun, too.

Simple to set up and provides hours of active, silly fun. Features three modes of play — dance along with animated characters, learn a cool move or freestyle with your tunes. Comes loaded with 20 favorite preschool songs.

4. Bakugan Battle Pack from Spinmaster

This Bakugan Battlepack Teal and Red Set has small spheres that magnetically morph into powerful Bakugan warriors when they roll onto the real metal gate cards. Use strategy to place your metal gate cards effectively as each cards affects the battle differently. Then master you precision shooting skills to roll your Bakugan into battle and win.

5. Wild Planet Hyper Dash from Wild Planet

It’s the electronic game that’s as fast as you are. Test your speed and agility in a race against time using five targets and an electronic handheld unit. To start, set up your targets on the table, around the room, around the house or throughout the yard. Then, follow the announcer’s commands as you zip around your racecourse to tag your targets with the handheld unit. The fastest time wins. Features four game modes that challenge your speed, skill, memory, coordination and teamwork. Includes ergonomically designed Hyper Dash unit and five labelled targets.

Any of the above top 5 best selling Christmas toys 2008 will make an awesome gift for your loved ones. And there just isn’t a better feeling all year than when we see our childrens’ faces light up, and see their shrieks of joy and delight when they open up their gifts, is there? For me it has always been the best time of the year.

But of course because these are really hot Christmas toys they are flying off the shelves. To make sure that you don’t miss out on these and other best selling Christmas toys go to Best Selling Christmas Toys 2008 and make great savings into the bargain.

domnik asked:


When creating videos, there are a few things you need to keep in mind. Adding some humor to your video will increase your views over a formal how-to tutorial. Making your YouTube viral video a hit amongst the viewers is not as difficult as you might think.

Short and Sweet -

Most Internet users have a 3-5 minute attention span, so keep it within that length. Summarize your best pointers about your business or services.

Be Organized -

Even if you want to add some humor to your YouTube video, you should be organized with your thoughts. Without organization, your viewers might laugh at you, but they certainly wont by from what appears to be a scatterbrain jumping all over the place.

Be Knowledgeable -

After the joking and the presentation, you want visitors to go to your website and purchase from you, so you have to appear knowledgeable in your niche market. Throw in some facts that will let others know that you know your stuff.

Leave a Lasting Impression -

Since most viewers wont purchase from you after watching just one video, you want to make a lasting impression and a positive one at that. If you dont feel comfortable showing yourself, you can hire someone or ask friends or family members if they would be interested. While doing it yourself helps build trust as well as branding your online business, its not such a big deal if you dont start out doing it.

Make an impact -

Even if visitors dont buy from you now, you want to leave them with something that will bring them back when they do decide to buy. More importantly, you want them to share you video with others, talk about it, and let everyone know how great your product or service is.

Viral video marketing is a bit like a virus. Once it starts spreading, it can span across the globe, so lets get started with your YouTube viral video.

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